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THE NUMBER ONE SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER
CHOSEN BY WATERSTONES AS ONE OF THEIR BEST CRIME & THRILLER BOOKS OF 2024
In The Hotel Avocado, Bob Mortimer weaves a compelling tale that marries crime with dark humour. Gary Thorn faces a big decision: stay in London, with his safe legal job in Peckham and pies with his next-door neighbour Grace and her dog Lassoo, or move to Brighton, where his girlfriend Emily is about to open The Hotel Avocado. Either way, he will be letting someone down. Then sinister forces begin to gather, and the arrival of the mysterious Mr Sequence leaves Gary in an even worse predicament – one that could get him killed. Readers are taken on a rollercoaster journey filled with heavy crimes, car journeys, and a sense of dreadful absurdity that only Mortimer can deliver.
“As a comedian, Bob Mortimer spins a shaggy-dog story like nobody else, and this is a rollicking old-school yarn.” The Guardian
“Mortimer's verbal specificity and off-kilter humour will keep his fans chuckling.” The Times
Fans of Mortimer will appreciate his unique storytelling style, which combines sharp wit with poignant observations about human nature. The characters are vividly drawn, each bringing their own quirks to the unfolding drama, making the narrative both entertaining and thought-provoking.
With The Hotel Avocado, Mortimer proves once again that he is not only a master of comedy but also an astute observer of life's absurdities, making this book a must-read for those who relish a good laugh alongside their suspense.
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